February 2009
Feb 1st
January 2009
Nightmares
I’ve been having nightmares recently.  Two nights ago, I had a dream that there were rats all over my dorm room and in my and my roommate’s bed.  In that dream I sent out a really hateful email to the entire dorm talking about how deplorable our living conditions are. Last night, I had a dream where I confronted death.  I typed out a rough version of it on my friend Kia’s...
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I'm 20 today
Now if I ever make the front cover of a magazine for doing anything awesome, the headline can never say “And He’s Only a Teen!”
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Poop Commandos: A Memory
Somewhere between 1st and 3rd grade, I convinced all my friends that my favorite show was called Poop Commandos. It was about these little poop guys wearing capes and saving the world and doing awesome things. It got to the point where I’d ask people if they saw Poop Commandos last night and they’d be like “Yeah.” Then I’d say, “Remember when Captain Poop went...
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
Lakers lost
to the Bobcats.  Matt Monahan was at the game.  He’s bad luck.
Jan 28th
Double Overtime
Who would have thought playing the Bobcats would be this exciting?
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
WatchWatch
Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version. The line about Carlton is genius.
Jan 28th
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WatchWatch
yaelgreenberg: with a capital M!
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muxtape.com →
(via jstn)
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“5. You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years,...”
– Hypothetical situation by Chuck Klosterman in Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
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Whoa, I'm on Wikipedia →
For something I did back in High School: In the early 2000’s, Calabasas High School became known locally for its unique monthly productions of KYOTV. KYOTV (Coyote TV) is typically a 10 minute video segment composed of the school’s extracurricular activities that took place in the preceding month. Teachers and students alike have embraced the program because of the student creativity...
Jan 26th
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“I have great gratification and satisfaction on the finished product […] on...”
– Dustin Hoffman on filmmaking.
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Johnny Depp says this in Dead Man before shooting...
Marvin (Older Marshall): You William Blake?
William Blake: Yes, I am. Do you know my poetry?
Probably the coolest line of the film.
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San Francisco
Last night, we went up to the city and saw DJ AM and Travis Barker live. Pretty cool.
Jan 25th
An Idea
No surprise I was playing NBA JAM while waiting for my laundry today.  Having just won by 1 point after a full court buzzer beater in overtime, I’ve come to the conclusion that there needs to be a new NBA JAM.  A new console needs to come out with NBA JAM.  It doesn’t have to have crazy graphics; in fact, those can stay the same.  While it was fun to play NBA Hangtime and Showtime at...
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Obama's Daughters
It must be interesting being Obama’s daughters.  As a kid, you naturally look up to your father.  But in their case, the whole country looks up to their father too.
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